~cLaRiCe~

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll loseFACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u DON'T make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u DO!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u areTROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says thatu don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& SOOOOOOOOO HARD TO PLEASED!!!!!